I'm watching "Unleashed", about dog tv stars.

This one woman is absolutely batshit. She hired a "dog talker" so that she and her friends could understand what their dogs are "feeling". I am sure that there are people that can understand dogs, but this lady was soooo not one of them.

She said that someone's dog told her that she needs to wear turquoise. The dog owner was like, um, that's nice, but she's got ot be a fake - dogs are colorblind.

The delusional woman's name is Mimi. She talks to her dog like he's human, which is okay, but then she says , "This dog is clearly going to win, and when he does win this contest, that magazine will be in the Guiness Book of World Records because it will just fly off the shelves and break records!"

Her dog isn't even exceedingly cool. It's a Scottie dog. They're cute, yes, but not the best.